NEW DRUG ENTERS AREA SCENE- WORSE THAN CRACK
Harrisonburg, VA- It packs a harder high than Crack, and it's on our streets. It's called Lethe, and officals are stumped as to where it comes from. It can be found as a powder, pills, and even as an inhalant. Petty robbery has increased dramatically since drug hit the streets.
POLICE SEEK BOMBER STILL ON LAM FROM LAW
Staunton , VA Police are still on the lookout for a man wanted for the iED left at ST. Ignatius's causing aan evocation of the school and local streets. There have been no leads, adn the locals are pressuring the Police to solve this case. An APB has been issued for a caucasian male, over 6 feet in height, vey muscular, with dark hair. Information can be directed to police at 1-800-SOLVE ME.
MANHUNT CONTINUES FOR ESCAPED PRISONERS
Waynesboro, VA Three prisoners escaped from maxium security prison last week. Jared Savy, 34; Edwin Masters, 35; and Casius Caesar, 40, all were serving life sentences for manslaughter, grand larceny, and kidnapping. Officals are refusing to speculate how the convicts escaped. The publice is warned that the three are to be considered armed, and highly dangerous.
COMMISSIONS HOUSE FIREBOMBED AFTER RAID
Harrisonburg, VA Early Sunday morning, fire broke out in the Westlake community home of Police Commissioner Dale Watkins. The following the raid on a suspected Lethe lab, int he warehouse district of the city last Friday. Six arrests were made during the daring raid.
HISTORIC CURCH BURNS PRIEST ADMITS CRIME
Harrisonburg, VA- In a suprise confession, local parish priest janas Roschenko turned himself in, admitting to Setting the plaze that leveled the St. Augustine's Church. The Archdiocese was unavailable for comment on the matter.
LOCAL POLITICIAN FOUND DEAD; FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED
Staunton , VA Arnie Wolcraft, 56, was found dead Tuesday morning, in his office on Highland Street. The prominent politico, in the race for State Senate, and a staunch advocate for the harsher penalties for illeagal drugs, seems to have been poisoned. Toxicology tests revealed traces of rare venom from a South Indonesian Sea Snake.
3 WOUNDED, 4 DEAD IN DRUG-FUELED FRENZY
Waynesboro, VA In a scene from the bad days of Prohibition, a shoothout over drugs left 4 dead, and 3 in critical condition at INOVA Hospital. The voilence invoiced a supected drug pusher, and a bike gang. The pusher, Melvin "Grand-K" Jones, was shot dead. Also dead are Miranda Stubbins, age 5, and Ted Hodgekins, 67. The wounded, whose names are being withheld, appear to have been innocent passerby when the shooting began.
MAN HOSPITALIZED, DIES FROM BEATING
Harrisonburg, VA Police identified the body of one Esteban Rodriguez, 27, of parts unkown, late Monday. The corpse was found in Townsends Park, and gives the appearance of having been clubbed to death. A note in bold face ltype proclaims that "Those who are in league with evil shall perison so." Police have no leads at this time.
Word on the Street
- The missing girl has been returned to her family, ordeal over. (6-2-2007)
- The toxic site in Waynesboro has been cleaned up- responsible sought
- Fire claims 200 year old church- Priest blamed
- Two deacons missing from parish-'people of interest' in fire, murders.
- Local businessman missing- presumed dead.
- Park Rangers put down rabid bear that attacked two.
- Quarantines women released from hospital, given clean bill of health.
- Former Priest institutionalllized after breakdown, arson.